The Mock Dock

I probably should just not watch TV ever.  Because once again, I have fallen for a very persuasive commercial, about a product which I can practically guarantee won’t work, but because of the sheer possibility that it MIGHT, I am now $32.00 poorer than I was just moments ago.

I have just purchased the SONIC SCRUBBER, which is a product that looks like an electric toothbrush but which is really an implement designed to clean impossible places like the corners of tile showers, and the gooey crap that builds up around your faucets, and, according to the commercial, COUNTLESS OTHER PLACES.

The ordering process was very sneaky, because you click that you want the $19.99 SONIC SCRUBBER, and then you get all of these follow up screens which say, “BUT LOOK!  For just $10 more you can have this and this and this and this!”  And it’s only because my husband is sitting right next to me that I didn’t end up spending over $100 on all sorts of retarded products.  Anyway, I spent the $19.99 on the SONIC SCRUBBER, another few bucks on tax, and then the balance of the $32 on shipping.  But I COULD have spend just $12.00 more for RUSH shipping which would have guaranteed delivery in 7 days, or I could have OVERNIGHTED it for many more dollars.

Which begs the question, how dirty is your house if you need to OVERNIGHT such a product?

Anyway, since I didn’t spend any extra money on fancy fast shipping, it will probably take at least 8 weeks to get here.  I almost hope it does so that I can call their customer service line and speak to a new Life Hating Person. 

Once this genius product arrives, I will take before and after photos of all the nasty places in my house that need super sonic cleaning, and once again, you’ll have the benefit of my experience before purchasing one of these things yourself.

You’re welcome!