If you were going on a game show as a contestant, and you knew that you had the chance to win a substantial amount of cash and prizes, and more importantly, you knew that you were likely going to be doing lots of jumping and cheering, what sort of top would you wear? Thank you, alert and astute reader Jamie for bringing this clip to our attention.
So I told you yesterday how freaking excited I was for this….and man, I was not disappointed. Here she is, this season’s biggest loser. Look at her! Can you believe that?!?
I also got to see my favorite couple, Jackie and Dan…I love them. Dan, if you somehow find the Mock Dock…please be my friend. I’m begging you. Ok, I totally sound like a stalker. Anywhoo…after the jump you can see how amazing Jackie and Dan look now. Also, go see Biggest Loser’s website for more amazing transformations. Best. Show. EVER.
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Tonight is the night folks. My FAVORITE show has its finale tonight and seriously I will be holding my breath until then. I might pass out, so someone call me and make sure I am conscious by 8pm. Here are the finalist…
Guys, seriously. TiVo American Idol tonight and WATCH THIS. These people will freaking amaze you. Even if you have never watched this show before, if you watch tonight, you will be hooked. This is what these people looked like when they went home to continue their weight loss for five weeks. They already look freaking amazing compared to the land beasts they used to be. The guy in the Greg Brady position is Mark, who has started out about 300 lbs. Now basically all he does is cry. He is a complete basket case. So, that’s always a fun reason to watch! 
My pick to win is Roger (Cindy Brady position), if he doesn’t get eliminated. Here is what he used to look like…
Unbelievable, right? I know. I guarantee to you that tonight, he will weigh less than you. It’s amazing. I LOVE THIS SHOW. WATCH!!!!!!!!
Hey - you know how stage parents are generally the most annoying people on earth? Well, the new VH1 show, I Know My Kid’s A Star, has outdone even your WORST stage parent nightmare, by introducing the horrific transvestite-ish mom Rocky, who wants her daughter Hayley to buy her a dream house.
Watch -as she helps Hayley learn a truly age-appropriate song to perform for the world-renowned talent-finder, Danny Bonaduce.
“Is my tampon string showing?” You don’t get classier than that, mockdockers.
So I’m watching this Moment of Truth show, quite possibly the most retarded show ever created, and there is this girl on here tonight who is your typical blond big-boobed bimbo. And the first question she’s asked is, “Do your breast implants make you feel more powerful?” to which she of course answers a resounding YES.
Now. A couple questions later she’s asked, “Have you deliberately deceived your mother into believing you’re a virgin?” to which she also answers yes. And this is what leads me to my question.
Isn’t it pretty much a given that if you have breast implants you have had sex? I mean, isn’t the purpose behind breast implants to be more sexually appealing? Which would therefore lead to sex?
I hate this show.
I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, why didn’t Mockarena finish her post title? Was she going to say, “Britney Is Going To Act Stupid?” or “Britney Is Going To Act Crazy?” No, mockdockers. Britney is going to act. In a sitcom. On TV. With the permission of said sitcom.
Anyway, How I Met Your Mother is probably about to experience the biggest boost in ratings of any show in the history of television on March 24, when Britney is scheduled to appear. And there is no way I will be able to resist watching it.
Let’s all plan to discuss it ad nauseum on the morning of the 25th.
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“That was a bad idea.”
This guy is a true professional. I love how he is owned by the sled, does a full flip, then has the composure to sign off on the report before collapsing in the snow.
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See this look on their faces? This is what my hubby and I looked like while we watched Fox’s new sitcom, Unhitched. We did not laugh one time. To think that Rashida Jones thought this was a good move…she left TV’s funniest show, The Office, for the crappiest one. They set this show up as a “racier” and “edgier” version of Friends. I think by racier and edgier, they meant for us to imagine Friends with unlikeable characters with bad dialogue. I will give the Farrelly brothers some credit though. They managed to squeeze sodomy, a rectal exam, hitting on an under aged girl, spending the night with a hooker, and sexual harrassment at work all into one half hour sitcom.
Wait, am I the first one to type the word “SODOMY” on the Mock Dock? tee hee. One point for the Dame!
Here it is. That horrible awful clip from The Moment of Truth in which the limits of awkwardness know no bounds. Observe, if you will, the demise of a marriage right before your very eyes.
Who are the jokers in the audience who APPLAUD at this?
God, I love karma.
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