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		<title>SOBBING</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/29/sobbing/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/29/sobbing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 18:11:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[baxter the therapy dog]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A friend of mine posted this on FB last night, and if you haven&#8217;t seen it before you should see it. But be forewarned, you will BAWL. I was WRECKED by this last night, what with my soft spot for old people and therapy dogs and whatnot. Baxter died several months ago, which is ALSO [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Inappropriate.</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/28/inappropriate-68/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/28/inappropriate-68/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:58:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Mockery]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s not that the dude on the left doesn&#8217;t have the physique to pull off being basically naked.  He most certainly does.   It&#8217;s just that he&#8217;s in a PINK G-STRING.  And his buddy has on a teeny tiny pink vest and bottoms based on the movie Contact. I don&#8217;t care how gay these guys are.  [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Not. Sexy.</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/28/not-sexy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/28/not-sexy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:45:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Eeeew]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I guarantee you this is her facebook profile picture. Why does she think we WANT to see the pooch?  I can&#8217;t tell from here if that&#8217;s a belly button piercing or just a reeeeeeally dirty belly button.   In which case eeew.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>11</slash:comments>
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		<title>You Know Who&#8217;s Not Attractive?</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/28/you-know-whos-not-attractive/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/28/you-know-whos-not-attractive/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 23:42:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Eeeew]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mockery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[TV]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jersey shore]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[skank]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[snooki]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[unattractive]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Snooki, and every single one of her castmates on that trainwreck of a show, Jersey Shore.  She&#8217;s a short, trashy looking square-bodied skank.  And that&#8217;s me feeling particularly generous talking. You know else isn&#8217;t particularly attractive?  These people:]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Obviously, Whoever Created This Video Had Me In Mind</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/28/obviously-whoever-created-this-video-had-me-in-mind/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/28/obviously-whoever-created-this-video-had-me-in-mind/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 11:34:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[I Hate Ashley Judd]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themockdock.com/?p=12706</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[GLEE.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Too. Much. Confidence.</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/27/too-much-confidence-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/27/too-much-confidence-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 00:23:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Mockery]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I swear, I see pictures like this and wonder why in the world I dread bikini shopping. This has got to be the world&#8217;s flattest assular area.  And if it&#8217;s not, I hope to hell whoever POSSESSES the world&#8217;s flattest assular area refrains from ever dressing like this ever.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>A Post About Pork</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/27/a-post-about-pork/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/27/a-post-about-pork/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 21:38:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Observation]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themockdock.com/?p=12700</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So today, as I was making my daily check through my junkmail/spam folder to check for messages which might not actually be junk or spam, I saw an email with the following subject line: Take her from behind with your pork pistol. I don&#8217;t know if I was just feeling particularly punchy today or what, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>A Theory</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/27/a-theory/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/27/a-theory/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 17:09:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[phooooooooooooot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[candy]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[jagermeister]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I have a theory that more people intensely dislike Good &#8216;N Plenty candy than like it. Personally, I am a fan of it, and any other black licorice-related product.  For example, I can do shots of Jagermeister (sp?) with absolutely no difficulty, whereas most people want to puke their guts out at the very smell [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>14</slash:comments>
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		<title>I Totally Know How This Cat Feels</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/26/i-totally-know-how-this-cat-feels/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/26/i-totally-know-how-this-cat-feels/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 00:33:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Mockery]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Because that is exactly what I looked like when I saw that this dude is wearing lion tights. Well, almost exactly.  Except for the part where I&#8217;m a human, and not an Actual Cat.  But other than that, I looked just like this.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>Inappropriate.</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/26/inappropriate-67/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/26/inappropriate-67/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 00:31:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Observation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pleasure emporium]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[school bus]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themockdock.com/?p=12687</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A school bus at the Pleasure Emporium. Yyyyyyyyeah.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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