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		<title>SOBBING</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A friend of mine posted this on FB last night, and if you haven&#8217;t seen it before you should see it. But be forewarned, you will BAWL. I was WRECKED by this last night, what with my soft spot for old people and therapy dogs and whatnot. Baxter died several months ago, which is ALSO [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/29/sobbing/</link>
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		<title>Inappropriate.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s not that the dude on the left doesn&#8217;t have the physique to pull off being basically naked.  He most certainly does.   It&#8217;s just that he&#8217;s in a PINK G-STRING.  And his buddy has on a teeny tiny pink vest and bottoms based on the movie Contact. I don&#8217;t care how gay these guys are.  [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/28/inappropriate-68/</link>
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		<title>Not. Sexy.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I guarantee you this is her facebook profile picture. Why does she think we WANT to see the pooch?  I can&#8217;t tell from here if that&#8217;s a belly button piercing or just a reeeeeeally dirty belly button.   In which case eeew.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/28/not-sexy/</link>
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		<title>You Know Who&#8217;s Not Attractive?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Snooki, and every single one of her castmates on that trainwreck of a show, Jersey Shore.  She&#8217;s a short, trashy looking square-bodied skank.  And that&#8217;s me feeling particularly generous talking. You know else isn&#8217;t particularly attractive?  These people:]]></description>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/28/you-know-whos-not-attractive/</link>
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		<title>Obviously, Whoever Created This Video Had Me In Mind</title>
		<description><![CDATA[GLEE.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/28/obviously-whoever-created-this-video-had-me-in-mind/</link>
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		<title>Too. Much. Confidence.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I swear, I see pictures like this and wonder why in the world I dread bikini shopping. This has got to be the world&#8217;s flattest assular area.  And if it&#8217;s not, I hope to hell whoever POSSESSES the world&#8217;s flattest assular area refrains from ever dressing like this ever.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/27/too-much-confidence-2/</link>
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		<title>A Post About Pork</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So today, as I was making my daily check through my junkmail/spam folder to check for messages which might not actually be junk or spam, I saw an email with the following subject line: Take her from behind with your pork pistol. I don&#8217;t know if I was just feeling particularly punchy today or what, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/27/a-post-about-pork/</link>
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		<title>A Theory</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I have a theory that more people intensely dislike Good &#8216;N Plenty candy than like it. Personally, I am a fan of it, and any other black licorice-related product.  For example, I can do shots of Jagermeister (sp?) with absolutely no difficulty, whereas most people want to puke their guts out at the very smell [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/27/a-theory/</link>
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		<title>I Totally Know How This Cat Feels</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Because that is exactly what I looked like when I saw that this dude is wearing lion tights. Well, almost exactly.  Except for the part where I&#8217;m a human, and not an Actual Cat.  But other than that, I looked just like this.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/26/i-totally-know-how-this-cat-feels/</link>
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		<title>Inappropriate.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A school bus at the Pleasure Emporium. Yyyyyyyyeah.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/26/inappropriate-67/</link>
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