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		<title>Shania Twain&#8217;s Self Esteem Is Probably Crap Right Now</title>
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See the chick in the picture with Shania?  That&#8217;s the woman with whom Shania&#8217;s husband apparently committed adultery, which is the reason for their impending divorce.
How do you go from Shania to that?
That&#8217;s like saying, &#8220;You know what - the lobster tail is nice and all, but I think I&#8217;ll just order the cheetos.&#8221;
 
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		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/05/22/shania-twains-self-esteem-is-probably-crap-right-now/</link>
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		<title>I Know You&#8217;re Going To Find This Hard To Believe&#8230;</title>
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&#8230;but Nick Hogan is miserable in jail.  And what&#8217;s hilarious about this is that it&#8217;s being widely reported as news.  I don&#8217;t know about you, but I kind of thought that being miserable was basically the entire point of jail. 
He&#8217;s even in an isolated cell, so it&#8217;s not like he has the constant threat of anal [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/05/22/i-know-youre-going-to-find-this-hard-to-believe/</link>
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		<title>American Idol Crowned a Winner.  And Mockarena Rejoiced.</title>
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Mockers - I give you our new American Idol.  LOVE LOVE LOVE his Tom Cruise.
p.s.  The other finalist did the same commercial, and it was pathetically painful and awkward to watch, reminiscent of many of his performances.  I won&#8217;t subject you to it here.
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		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/05/22/american-idol-crowned-a-winner-and-mockarena-rejoiced/</link>
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		<title>More About Ashley Judd from the Town and Country Magazine</title>
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My husband and I were at the grocery store today and I saw the Town and Country mag which features Ashley on the cover.  Shockingly, the cover photo looked nothing like the above, which is a TRUE representation of what she looks like and not a heavily photoshopped and airbrushed one. 
Anyway.
Due to my commitment to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/05/21/more-about-ashley-judd-from-the-town-and-country-magazine/</link>
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		<title>Monkey on a Goat on a Tight Rope!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ENOUGH SAID!
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		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/05/21/monkey-on-a-goat-on-a-tight-rope/</link>
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		<title>I am the lost son of no one&#8230;</title>
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One of my closest, dearest friends recently challenged me to let go of my dislike for turquoise jewelry and the turquoise-jewelry wearing lifestyle as a way to lighten my “soul’s burden”.  I have never backed down from a challenge but will struggle to get over such hatred&#8230;it runs too deep, cuts too close. 

It [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/05/21/i-am-the-lost-son-of-no-one/</link>
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		<title>Paris Hilton Might Be In Trouble</title>
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Recent pictures of Paris Hilton suggest that she has either been involved in some sort of altercation with a large-clawed animal, or she&#8217;s taken a new approach to staying cool in the LA sun by cutting out large chunks of her clothing.
Either way, these pants are ridiculous.
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		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/05/21/paris-hilton-might-be-in-trouble/</link>
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		<title>I Don&#8217;t Get It</title>
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I&#8217;m sorry - I fail to see why anyone thinks Keira Knightley and her crazy square jaw and her ridiculous mom jeans is remotely attractive.
Also, if you watch her talk, you&#8217;ll quickly see that there are far too many teeth in her mouth. 
Just fyi.
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		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/05/21/i-dont-get-it-2/</link>
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		<title>The Davids</title>
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Jump in to read all about the finale!
First of all, can I just tell you how great my husband is?  They just introduced the judges, and when they showed Simon with his open shirt and his smug face, my husband said, &#8220;Simon needs to stop parting his hair in the middle.  His hair looks like an [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/05/20/the-davids/</link>
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		<title>Look At Dina Trying To Defuse Rumors!!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;re going to love this. 
Apparently, Dina Lohan has &#8220;banned&#8221; Lindsay from appearing on the reality show she&#8217;s doing with her other daughter Ali.  Why?  Well, it&#8217;s simple really.  
She said, &#8220;I told Lindsay I don&#8217;t want her on the show right now. Doing reality TV would almost be taking a step backward as far as her [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/05/20/look-at-dina-trying-to-defuse-rumors/</link>
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