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	<title>The Mock Dock &#187; adam lambert</title>
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		<title>Remember When?</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2011/04/28/remember-when-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2011 00:32:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember when Adam Lambert was just a dude who happened to sing pretty well and wear a little eyeliner? Yeah.  I don&#8217;t even wanna THINK about how long it takes him to look like this.  This isn&#8217;t just a little eyeliner.  This is more make up than Tammy Faye Baker wore.  And it looks like [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Random Thoughts About The Grammys, Which I Totally Forgot To Watch</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/02/01/random-thoughts-about-the-grammys-which-i-totally-forgot-to-watch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 01:07:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Britney Spears remains perpetually incapable of dressing herself. I would have been PISSED if I&#8217;d been seated behind Lady Gaga and she&#8217;d obstructed my view with her pathetic attempts to outdo her own previous stupid outfits. The more Adam Lambert fusses with his hair, and the more make-up he applies, the more he looks like [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>16</slash:comments>
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		<title>Wow.</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/11/24/wow-16/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:11:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[American Idol]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Adam McDyingCat Lambert was really awful at the AMA&#8217;s. I didn&#8217;t watch it live, but this is just a shrieky, provocative-for-provocative&#8217;s-sake horrible performance of a horrible terrible awful song. HATE.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>10</slash:comments>
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		<title>Glambert&#8217;s New Single</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/10/30/glamberts-new-single/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/10/30/glamberts-new-single/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 00:35:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I took a listen to Adam Lambert&#8217;s single, and the conclusion I&#8217;ve come to about it is that he has officially replaced George Michael. Your thoughts? P.S. The Standard Glambert Yowl begins at minute 2.40.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>Glambert&#8217;s Album Cover</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/10/27/glamberts-album-cover/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/10/27/glamberts-album-cover/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 00:29:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a good thing Adam Lambert came out as a gay dude in Rolling Stone magazine a few months ago, because otherwise I would have NO IDEA which team he plays on.   Particularly after seeing this album cover, which is so incredibly ambiguous with respect to his sexuality. You&#8217;d think he could be a little [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>13</slash:comments>
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		<title>Confession.</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/06/13/confession-5/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/06/13/confession-5/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 13:12:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BEHOLD: Adam Lambert&#8217;s interview on 20/20. You know what? I will probably never ever buy a CD of his, but I LIKE him. I don&#8217;t like his dying cat shriek, or the fact that he ends nearly every song he ever sings the same way, but I really LIKE him. He&#8217;s a smart, well-spoken, knows-who-he-is [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Wait. What???</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/06/02/wait-what-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/06/02/wait-what-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 00:42:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You guys &#8211; it turns out, in a curious twist of fate, that Adam Lambert might be gay. BEHOLD:  Adam stepping out with his boytoy.  And to think.  This whole time I&#8217;ve been completely SURE he was straight.  Never once did I question his sexuality.  I mean, lots of straight guys wear make-up and platform shoes and make [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>17</slash:comments>
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		<title>Holy Crap</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/05/22/holy-crap-6/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/05/22/holy-crap-6/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 20:15:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[YOU GUYS. Adam Lambert used to be blond. And fresh-faced. And tolerable. And like he could be a Backstreet Boy (insert any number of gay jokes here). I almost second guessed whether or not this was actually HIM several times while watching this, until the end, when his now-infamous screech started.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Clay Gayken Doesn&#8217;t Particularly Care For Adam Glambert</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/05/22/clay-gayken-doesnt-particularly-care-for-adam-glambert/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/05/22/clay-gayken-doesnt-particularly-care-for-adam-glambert/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 15:10:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Clay Aiken shared his thoughts about this year&#8217;s Idol on his website, and it turns out, he&#8217;s not all that fond of Adam Lambert: &#8220;Now that it&#8217;s all over, and for the record&#8230;. I couldn&#8217;t be happier about the way AI ended this year. I only turn the show on once a season, and only [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>10</slash:comments>
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		<title>I LOVE This Picture</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/05/21/i-love-this-picture/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/05/21/i-love-this-picture/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 20:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ryan looks positively RABID in this photo. Like he&#8217;s looking at Kris Allen&#8217;s earlobe, and thinking it looks really tasty, and he&#8217;s going in for a bite. LOVE.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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