The Mock Dock

I still love him (obviously) but it turns out he’s a huge Adam Lambert fan.  This is very very disappointing indeed.  In a recent blog entry, he said, “Adam Lambert is my personal bestest Pop star right now…..If you haven’t been watching American Idol check him out… he’s the real deal in fact if there was a Singing Olympics and the US were sending Michael Buble and Adam Lambert i wouldn’t even try out for the UK team.”

I get Michael Buble, because Michael Buble is fantastic, but if you’ve ever heard Robbie’s Swing Like You’re Winning CD, you know he’s every bit as good if not better than Buble at the classics.  But screechy Adam Lambert?  Gawd.  That’s just embarassing. 

Clearly, Robbie’s been negatively affected by all of his alien-watching.

But he’s hot.

And forgiven.

You guys.  I hope you’re sitting down for this.  It turns out, that Paula Abdul used to be addicted to pain killers.  Shocking.

Let’s get right to it, shall we?

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Perhaps she and Adam Lambert could have a Who-Sounds-More-Like-A-Dying-Cat contest.

UPDATE:  Well, crap.  This was a hoax, I guess.  It’s so much less fun now that she actually for real has a good voice.

How much do you love this photo of what could quite possibly be the ugliest mug shot EVER?  And I know what you’re thinking.  You’re thinking – what does this hideous mugshot have to do with American Idol?  And the answer is NOTHING.  Jump in for the recap!

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Have you ever read an opinion article where the author just perfectly captures the very essence of your feelings on a particular subject?

Welcome to this article about Adam Lambert and why he’s lame.

And by virginal I of course mean that she’s a total ho-bag.   This is her outfit of choice for a RESTAURANT.

And apparently, she’s dating someone that either IS or is related to Adam Lambert.

You guys – Simon Cowell may not be coming back to Idol after this season.  I’m telling you right now, that unless they replace him with someone equally fabulous, I will not watch it.  And you know American Idol is totally FREAKING OUT about the possibility of me, Mockarena, not watching the show.  

Anyway, I’ve kind of resigned myself to the fact that Adam The Freak Lambert is going to win this season.  There are too many freak-lovers out there for him not to win.  So I guess I’ll just have to be happy if my beloved Gokey comes in second.  Sigh.  He’ll still get a record deal, and I’ll still buy his CD, and I’ll still totally mock and snub my nose at Adam’s CD.  So all is well.

Now then.  On to the recap.

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I’m so happy because tonight marks the first top 12 night which is only an hour long.  Don’t get me wrong, I love American Idol, but 1.5 hours or 2 hours is just far too long.  One hour?  Perfect.

I cannot tell you how much I DON’T want Adam Lambert to win.  HATE him.

Now then – on with the recap.

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You know why I’m a Gokehead, besides the fact that Danny’s voice completely blows me away?  I love that he is the anti-media person.  Like – his wife freaking DIED a few months ago, and this past weekend he had to attend his grandpa’s funeral, and he just never uses the crappy stuff that happens to him as a way to gain the affection of voters.  He just sings.  I love that.

Now then.  On to the performances.

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So since Obamaprompter screwed up my Tuesday evening, and since I was watching BB King last night, this recap is late.  For those of you who care what I think about the top ten, jump in!

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