
Well, so maybe it’s her ex-boyfriend, but that wouldn’t have been nearly as much fun alliteration-wise. Anyway, Adnan Ghalib got beaten up and some reports even say STABBED the other night. I haven’t yet heard why or by whom, but I’m almost positive he had it coming.

I mean, who WOULDN’T expect Britney’s ex-boyfriend and the current girlfriend of Bill Gates’ like, number two guy to be out shopping together?

So the other day, a bunch of paparazzi swarmed around Adnan Ghalib, doing their normal swarming, and Adnan didn’t take kindly to it. Adnan, the ex paparazzo and 24 hour stalker of now-possible-spouse Britney Spears said the following:
“You guys, I’m sure you’ve got better ways of making money.” And: “I have to admit, it’s a surprise that that’s the extreme you guys have to go to to make a buck these days.”
I’ve decided that the only possible way he is this blind to the irony is that he must have a horrible case of amnesia.
Check out this site. And scroll down to the 3rd dude whose picture shows up. Yep - that there looks like Brit’s boytoy. And he would like you to know that he has tried out basically every male enhancement drug available, as he’s part of the “test panel”. Hee!
I’ve been creeped out by this creep’s creepiness on ET this week. And I’ve been so annoyed that they won’t just say, “Look - if Britney wants her kids why is she doing f’ed up things like hanging out with you”? But they won’t. They’re being all professional with him, as if he’s some sort of expert on normal behavior. I think maybe they just saw the fact that he’s a sex product test panelist, and were scared he might flash his weewee at them if they said something out of line.

Britney’s ex boyfriend, the paparazzo-now-turned-millionaire, is appearing on Entertainment Tonight in an EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW, for which he claims to have received absolutely no compensation but for which he has probably received enough compensation to effectively ensure he never has to work again.
Adnan Ghalib, you clever man you.
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