Tag Archive for 'Alanis Morrisette'

Alanis Downgrades

Published
by
Mockarena
on April 7, 2008
in Celebrity and Mockery
. 2 Comments

This is Alanis Morrisette’s new boyfriend. 

Ryan Reynolds he is not.  But maybe he’s nicer.  And maybe he has a really big…..heart.

Is This Normal?

Published
by
Mockarena
on November 20, 2007
in Celebrity and General Observation
. 0 Comments

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I understand the appeal of washboard abs - the sixpack.  I get it.  But isn’t this kind of excessive?  I mean, are you supposed to develop SIDE sixpacks in addition to the front sixpack?  Ryan Reynolds has like a ponykeg worth of abs now.  And frankly, it looks a little weird to me.  Maybe his stomach was intimidating to Alanis Morrisette and this is why they broke up?