I have to admit, I have never paid a lick of attention to Anderson Cooper. I’ve admired his silver hair from afar, and listened to people question his gayness or not-gayness, but mostly have just sort of shrugged any information about him off, due to my total lack of caring about anything related to Anderson Cooper. But after seeing this clip of him totally RIPPING the Dina Lohan/Ali Lohan show, he’s kind of become my new temporary favorite person. I am officially adding him to the list of men I would consider having as my gay best friend. LOVE.
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I know. Like you, I’ve been virtually unable to contain my excitement about this great moment in music history. Take a listen to the song that will no doubt be a LIFE CHANGING EXPERIENCE for you.
KIDDING. It sucks. Every bit as much as you might imagine, only more so.
You guys - Ali compares herself to Rihanna, which is hilarious. And by “hilarious” I of course mean “highly offensive to Rihanna.”
I think if Ali Lohan and Heidi Montag were to sing a duet, the earth might actually cease to rotate on its axis. It would be SO BAD that time would be forced to stand still. Time would be all, “Wait. What? I can’t possibly be expected to go on after hearing that” and everything would just stop.
Anyway, listen at your own peril.
Whoever is acting like Ali Lohan in this clip is SPOT ON. Chelsea Handler is awesome, but she is totally overshadowed by Fake Ali.
Favorite intro line: “I’m drilled by Sal, and then, he asks me questions.”
LOVE.
So apparently Michael Lohan has taken a DNA test to figure out if some chick named Ashley, who’s 13, is his daughter. This potential sister to Lindsey and Ali might be the product of a relationship Michael had with someone other than Dina.
Michael doesn’t really believe the kid is his but if tests prove otherwise, he’s ready to step up and take responsibility. Because, you know, another kid could easily be whored out for profit. I guarantee if this kid is his, she will be the subject of a reality show with Michael, and it will be all about the developing relationship between a reunited father and daughter - which will be meant to pull at our heartstrings but will actually make us seriously consider group suicide. Mark my words - he is going to get a CRAPLOAD of mileage out of this.
You guys - behold Dina Lohan acting as though she’s pissed off that paparazzi are taking photos of her daughter(s). This is the most retarded display of parenting EVER. You know the other side of that phone call was some rational person saying, “Um - so what are you doing right now? Filming a reality show in which you exploit your daughter? Ok - get back to us when you turn into an Actual Mother.”
You know, Dina Lohan wouldn’t need to “protect her cubs” quite as much if they simply stopped doing things like flashing their cha-cha’s, doing stints in rehab, and dressing like complete whores at 13 years old. My favorite part was when Dina sighed in the interview saying, “Ali loves this business so I unfortunately have to manage her…” as if she didn’t have the choice of saying, “Ali - I’m your mother. Get that explosion of make-up off your face. And no - you are not permitted to enter show business.”
Suck it, Dina Lohan. You are the worst mom ever.
Behold: a sneak peek at the new reality show starring Lindsay Lohan’s little sister and her psycho mom, Dina. In this clip, we get to hear how Ali wants to be just like Lindsay. She even uses the word “ASPIRE”, which is only impressive to the extent that Lindsay probably doesn’t even know what that word means.
All in all, this is a trainwreck. Who wants to place bets on the date Ali enters rehab?
This is their DAD.
Just let that soak in for a minute.
If your dad wore this type of get-up routinely, wouldn’t you sort of be destined to check into rehab at some point in your life?
Girl on the left? A picture of Lindsay Lohan at age 13, fresh-faced and perfectly innocent. At right, a picture of her sister Ali taken a month ago. AT AGE 13. The girl looks like she’s not only old enough to drive, but also vote, drink and possibly run for president already.
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