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Ode To Alison Becker

Published
by
Mockarena
on June 17, 2008
in Celebrity, TV and phooooooooooooot
. 5 Comments

YOU GUYS!!! Remember that post I did about Alison Becker, the VH1girl, a few days ago?  Well guess what!  Alison Becker wrote me about it.  And here is what she said:

“hi!

My friend just sent me your post on how much you HATE me. Thanks! I didn’t know i was famous enough to hate! I’m actually not that bad of a person, really. And there’s really no need to HATE someone you’ve never met.

Also, I don’t read from cue cards. The copy is memorized in about 2 minutes or less. It’s very difficult to do. If you want to come to a shoot sometime, let me know, and you’ll see.

But you really shouldn’t hate people you’ve never met.

Except Katherine Heigl. That b*tch annoys the sh*t out of me.”

HOW COMPLETELY AWESOME IS THAT!?!??!  I so love that she was referred to our site and that she actually took time to write me that she is not hate worthy.  This makes me totally love her.  And her hatred of Katherine Heigl makes me totally love her.  If she learns to hate Ashley Judd on top of that, she will officially become my new best friend.

I’m going to try really hard from now on not to be irritated by the dumb stuff that they make her say on the top 20 countdown.  Alison Becker - you have my solemn vow on that.  My hatred is officially being redirected to your writing team.  Tell them that they wrote way better stuff for Rachel Perry, and that you deserve the same quality of material.  And if you see Rachel Perry, you might also mention to her that I have a total girl crush on her.  Which, come to think of it, might be the explanation for why I felt hatred for you in the first place.  

Anyway, mockdockers - take note of this important post and spread the word about the greatness of Alison Becker.  For she too hates the Heigl.  And this makes her a Mockdock Friend for Life.

You Know Who I Hate?

Published
by
Mockarena
on June 14, 2008
in Celebrity, Mockery and TV
. 2 Comments

Alison Becker.  I cannot STAND Alison Becker.  She is the current host of VH1’s weekly Top 20 video countdown.  And she is seriously one of the most annoying people on the planet.  She’s one of those hosts who keeps you painfully aware, at all times, that she is reading from a cue card, and that whoever wrote the cue cards hates her guts. Because there is no other reason I can think of that they would make her say half of the drivel that comes out of her mouth.  They clearly relish how much of an idiot they are making her sound like.

Long gone are the days of Aamer Haleem and Rachel Perry, who were actually good at being VJ’s.  I miss them.

How sad of a day is it when you wake up and realize that you actually have an opinion on the VJ’ing capabilities of people on VH1?

Sigh.