As if David Cook wasn’t already perfect enough, it’s now apparent that there will be an oscar in his future. Look at him yukking it up with the dude from Best Week Ever. LOVE!
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Jump in to read all about the finale! Continue reading ‘The Davids’
The video on this is crap - but it’s the audio that’s so priceless. Behold - Danny Noriega of American Idol 5 minute fame, complaining that he doesn’t get to go to the finale because they’re apparently sold out and he’s not of enough importance to warrant an invite.
LOVE.
You know you’re hormonal when you watch the top three on American Idol go to their hometowns and get parades and keys to cities and throngs of screaming fans and they visit their families and one of the contestant’s dads is a recovering drug addict who has changed his ways because of the success of his daughter, and watching all that reduces you to tears. And not even just tears - but those little crying hiccups that you get when you watch sappy stuff alone and you’re free to cry and make horrible crying faces and let your mascara run all over the place. The kind of crying that should be reserved for true tragedies but instead sneaks up on you and makes you feel like a complete idiot for being affected by something as ridiculous as American Idol.
At least, this is what I’ve heard.
Jump in to read how the final 3 AI contestants did. Continue reading ‘And Then There Were Three. But Only One Mattered. And His Name Is David Cook.’
According to this, Paula Abdul fought and fought and fought to get David Hernandez and that horrible Danny Noriega into the top 24 on American Idol because they were needed due to them “being very open about being gay.”
This totally pisses me off. This is like a total gay version of affirmative action. Why push for two dudes who weren’t the most talented to get on a show that’s supposedly about talent?
Paula apparently became really emotional when talking about all of this because in her “real” life, most of her friends are gay. ”My whole life,” she said as she started to cry. “…has been surrounded by marvelous, wonderful gay people.”
I don’t doubt that’s true. I’m sure she’s a total gay magnet. But this whole idea of putting two jokers on the show simply BECAUSE they’re gay is really annoying.
The final four sing it out. Jump in to read how they did! Continue reading ‘The Final Four’
Jump in to see how the contestants fared. Continue reading ‘Neil Diamond Uses American Idol Contestants To Remind Everyone He Still Exists’
It is SO WRONG that Brooke White and her stupid underbite and her I’m-going-to-look-as-sweet-and-pure-and-wholesome-as-possible-so-that-everyone-will-love-me face are not going home. Carly Smithson sings circles around Brooke.
Brooke totally got the sympathy vote because she stopped and restarted her song, which even though the judges keep saying is a historical new thing on the show, is actually the SECOND TIME she has done that this season. I have no idea why no one seems to remember when she did the same thing singing Every Breath You Take.
So next week, she’ll probably do something even more embarrassing, like take a leak on the middle of the stage or something, and America will be all, “Oh look at poor sweet Brooke and her adorable lack of bladder control. Let’s vote for her seventeen skillion times.”
HATE.
Check out how the top 6 fared after the jump! Continue reading ‘Andrew Lloyd Webber Night on Idol’
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