Elliott Yamin’s mom, the cutest monkeymom ever, died last night at age 65. I never even got the chance to put her in my pocket or anything. Sigh.
Anyway, click through the jump to read about the top nine contestants. Continue reading ‘Top Nine - And A Quick Tribute To Monkey Mom’
Did you ever come across a photo that you thought was completely retarded and yet at the same time, you wanted to share it with the world?
Well, welcome to my Monday evening.
Review of the top 10 - after the jump. Continue reading ‘The Top 10′
Ok - so even though Holmes already did a Holmes-style recap, I feel a responsibility to the 3 readers we have who might actually have an interest in an honest-to-goodness performance analysis. So here goes. Continue reading ‘American Idol Recap - Mockarena Style’
Jump on in to see what happened with the girls on American Idol! Continue reading ‘The Girls Sing. Boredom Ensues.’
It was Ladies’ Night at American Idol. Jump on in to see the mockery! Continue reading ‘Girl Night on Idol’
Dear American Idol:
The reason people get kicked off your show is because we hated the way they sang. So if you could stop subjecting us to them for a SECOND TIME on vote-off nights, that’d be terrific.
Sincerely,
Mockarena
(Side note to AI watchers: Holy crap could you believe the crying on the show tonight? These people met each other like 6 days ago, and they’re SOBBING. Pansiest, most hyper-sensitive, emotionally-wrecked contestants EVER.)
(2nd side note to Dame: Sorry about Colton. I know you were counting on him to be your new gay best friend. It so should have been Danny to go tonight. Stupid Americans voters.)
I am really really tired of how Ryan Seacrest says, THIS is aMAREican Idol.
Tonight is girl night, which I’m really excited about because it means I get to be extra catty. If you don’t want to participate, don’t continue to the next page. But if you want to participate, which you should, then make the jump!
If you’re planning on watching American Idol with us this season, here is your chance to mock with us. We want to see your comments and we want to compare notes about all of our faves. So sign up for an official account and become a regular mockdock contributor by adding a comment or five. DO IT. If you’re not planning on watching American Idol with us this season, I gotta tell ya, the consequences are severe. Specifically, you’ll be officially deemed less cool than us, and you’re going to miss out on some really cool mockery. So think twice.
Anyway. Tonight, I’ll begin with my assessment of the top 12 boys. Just so you know, I’m typing this live, during the show, which should indicate to you how dedicated I am to you, our 18 faithful readers. Here we go. Continue reading ‘And So It Begins.’
See those two smiley people above? So far, they are my faves.
See this gay little creepy dude above? Meet Season 7’s Sanjaya.
I reserve the right to change my mind about my faves after next week when we actually get to HEAR all of them. But this is where I stand so far. There’s also the perfect kick-boxing gorgeous girl - who most people will automatically like because she’s so hot, but I’ve decided to preliminarily hate her, since that’s a Mockarena thing to do.
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