First of all, Tyra Banks is just ridiculous. I mean, let’s just all agree on that before we go any further. The above clip is the finale from America’s Next Top Model - which frankly I can’t believe that people watch but I can’t really disparage that too much considering how totally psyched I am that Mystery and Matador and JDog are coming back to VH1 to show another dweeb how to be the next Pick Up Artist.
Anyway, not to spoil this for you or anything, but the girl who won is being referred to as a FULL FIGURED MODEL. As in plus-sized. As in what you would normally picture in your head as looking something like Delta Burke back in her pre-drug days.
Can I just tell you how infuriated this makes me? This girl is not plus sized. She’s not even full figured. She’s just normal. In fact, she makes the girl who loses look like an 11 year old.
I never watched this show before, but now I’m EXTRA not going to watch it. Take THAT, Tyra Banks.
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