Amy is hilarious in this video, calling her own performance “a bit of sh*t” to the reporter. I’ve decided, now that I have remembered that Minnie Driver exists, that she should play Amy in the inevitable Amy Winehouse biopic. What do you think?
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According to reports, Amy Winehouse is no longer content to snort just your average everyday cocaine up her nose. She’s now resorted to snorting PURE VODKA up her nostril through a straw. I am not making this up.
At this point, I think we should just collectively come up with some self-destructive acts for her to try next. And we could send a list of them to her, as it’s obvious she is consistently trying to up the ante. For instance, we could suggest that she snort toothpicks up her nose hole. Or nails.
This is a great opportunity for some out of the box thinking!
I’m just saying.
So the internet is buzzing today over a video capture of Amy Winehouse smoking crack. As if this is something new. I mean, it’s new that there’s video of it, I suppose. But that’s like getting all excited about a new video of me putting on socks in the morning. You can look at me any given winter day, and see that I have socks on. Taking video of it doesn’t make that news. But for some reason video of Amy Winehouse doing crack is All The Rage.
LOOK AT HER, people. Amy doing crack = Mockarena wearing socks. It’s really just that simple.
Going out for her normal routine of frolicking through meadows, picking daisies, and petting kittens is Amy Winehouse.
Rumor has it that her crackhead husband is threatening divorce, from JAIL, mind you. Because this delicate flower, this bewitching beauty, is apparently not good enough for him. Stay tuned.
Amy Winehouse traded her signature beehive hair for this new do. Presumably on purpose, but most likely under the influence of some wicked pharmaceuticals. Any guesses on what’s about to fall out of her mouth?
Well, so much for my theory that Amy Winehouse looks like that due to a lack of mirrors.
Britney turned 26 this weekend, and celebrated in her usual and customary style - by dressing like a hooker and hanging out with fellow intellectuals like Paris Hilton. I already have a “note to self” marked on my calendar for this time next year to see if Amy Winehouse is still alive….I think I’ll go ahead and add Britney to it too.
Other blog sites are speculating that Amy Winehouse’s TAMPON STRING is showing in this picture. But I’m having a hard time believing that someone who obviously cares deeply about her personal appearance and hygiene would allow that to happen.
Could someone please identify the language in which Amy Winehouse is “singing”? I can’t make out a single. solitary. word.
But LOOK how happily and joyfully the back-up people are dancing. It was awfully sweet of Amy to share her drugs with them.
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