LOOK at the perfection that is these two. This is my favorite hair on Angelina. She is BREATHTAKINGINGLY beautiful. I’m not a huge fan of the Rhett Butler look that Brad has been sporting lately, but they’re obviously crazy about each other and it’s kind of precious.
Did you guys see The Curious Case of Benjamin Button? What did you think? I totally loved it, even though it was looooooooooooooong.
Look! It’s the Jolie-Pitt twins! Look how totally surprised they look to be the children of Brad and Angelina. It’s either that they’re surprised, or there’s a lot of camera flash. Or both. I love that one of them (the boy, presumably) is wearing a beret. I’m surprised the other one isn’t wearing giant sunglasses so that they all match.
By the way, these photos were taken after an 11 hour flight from LA to Japan. With SIX CHILDREN. And look at how perfect they look.
Sickening.
Behold: Interviews with Kate Winslet, Angelina Jolie, and Brad Pitt conducted with Giuliana from E!. I have an appreciation for the need for people in Giuliana’s position to sort of fly by the seat of their pants and come up with questions quickly, but YIIIIIIKES. Some of this was just painful.
First of all, could she have blown off Kate Winslet ANY MORE? She may as well have just said, “Yeah – listen to everyone screaming for Angelina and Brad. Please get off the stage now because I find them more important than you.”
And Angelina – soooo just barely tolerating some of those ridiculous questions. The whole, “Isn’t it nice to have Brad by your side to comfort you at these events?” What the hell does Angelina need comforting for? And then, I loved how Giuliana was all, “And I think there’s nothing maybe sexier and heartwarming than seeing a man who’s so good with children. Would you agree with that?” And Angelina just smiled and nodded graciously, even though she was probably thinking, “Are you serious with these questions? What am I going to say – NO – men who are good with children totally suck?”
It was the same thing with Brad. Giuliana actually asked him if Angelina’s beauty ever got old. And then she said, “Are you still struck by her beauty every day?” Brad was a good sport, but it would have been kind of awesome if he’d just screwed with her and said, “Yeah – you know – I am SICK AND TIRED of her beauty. I wish she’d just give it a rest already.”
Sooo much awkwardness.
It is entirely appropriate that Brad Pitt is helping Angelina into the car in this manner, because clearly Angelina spontaneously turned into a 90 year old woman in the span of a couple of days. I’m usually the first on the Angelina-Is-So-Beautiful-It-Makes-My-Eyes-Hurt-To-Look-At-Her Bandwagon, but this is not a good look for her.
Then watch Freaky McBigFeatureFace accepting a Critic’s Choice Award (she co-won with Meryl Streep). It’s painfully long and her voice is all shaky and she thanks like, everyone, and essentially does all this stuff that I normally find endearing when actors I like do it, but when they are actors like her who have enormously crazy facial features it’s just weird and it makes me cringe. You know who else it makes cringe? Angelina Jolie, who lost out to her. LOOK at her face as she watches Anne’s speech. Hilarious!
By the way, co-winning awards is stupid.
Yeah. This is Angelina Jolie a coupla months after giving birth to twins.
So not only do celebrities immediately look perfect after giving birth, they also get flanked by giant panda bears.
Life is so not fair.
I know there are Angelina-haters out there, but I love her. I can’t help it. I know she’s a husband-stealer, blah blah blah. I love her. And I can’t wait to see this movie, mostly because I will see any movie that Clint Eastwood has a hand in. But I can tell you right now, I will probably have to add it to that list of tear-jerker movies that make me choke on my own sobs.
Anyway, she talks about the kiddos and her life with Brad some in the last half of the interview, so try to watch the whole thing if you have 12 minutes to spare.
Brad Pitt is starting to turn into someone and I canNOT for the life of me figure out who it is. Do you see it? How he’s morphing slowly into an entirely different celebrity? Is it Clark Gable? Who IS it? He looks so much like someone else and I just can’t put my finger on who. Help.
Side note: Seriously. Can she look bad? Ever? Is it even possible? Angelina is ridiculous, impossible, and certain perfection.
I don’t know if you guys have heard this or not, but Roseanne Barr went OFF on her blog the other day, and the victims ranged from Jon Voight to Glen Beck to the demi-gods themselves (Brad and Angelina). And it wasn’t like a normal person expressing a political opinion – it was full on crazy psycho talk. I didn’t bother posting it earlier, because it’s completely wacked out stuff and she should clearly be committed, but today, I am bringing it up because Jon Voight has written a rebuttal. If you’re so inclined, I’m sure you’re all resourceful enough to go have a look at Roseanne’s meltdown at her website. As for Voight’s letter, it’s after the jump. It’s well-written and coherent, which means Roseanne likely won’t be able to make heads or tails of it. Personally, I don’t think her drivel warranted any kind of response, but respond he did, and I’m sure this won’t be the last we’ll be hearing about this fight.
Discuss after the jump.
Now, you know that generally I don’t like to post break-up rumors until they are absolutely beyond a shadow of a doubt proven to be 100% true, but all these reports that John Mayer dumped Jennifer Aniston prompted me to start thinking about how completely sucky her love life has been compared to Brad Pitt’s. I mean, he totally upgraded – I think we can all agree on that, and basically he and Angelina are in the news like every second because they keep having babies who are talked about like they’re going to be the inevitable rulers of the planet someday, and they’re off saving the world and donating zillions of dollars to charities around the world, all the while being completely gorgeous and madly in love with each other, and meanwhile Jennifer is being dumped by the likes of Vince Vaughn and John Mayer and having her picture splattered all over the tabloids with headlines like, “SHe’s so jealous of Angelina!” and “She’s desperate for a baby!” and “She’s so needy!” and other equally humiliating captions. And it just made me stop and contemplate how much it must suck to be her right now.
If the breakup rumor is true, dollar says she’s going to hook up with Lance Armstrong next.
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