And I’m not talking about singing.
(Although, admittedly I have no idea if this woman can sing.)

Someone with flatter pancake boobs than Aretha Franklin!

You guys saw the Betty White ad during the superbowl, right?  It was my favorite, UNTIL I saw this new one, featuring Aretha Franklin and her huge boobs, and Liza …

I was going to write about all of the fur, but let’s face it, there’s no getting around discussion of Aretha’s boobs.  They are OUT OF CONTROL.   I actually kind …

An alert and astute mockdocker sent me this photo, and my first reaction to it was that it must be Aretha Franklin, but then I remembered that Aretha Franklin never …

Aretha Franklin and her enormously long boobs are 67 years old today.
Many happy returns.

Barack Obama.  Seriously – how much pressure is this country putting on him right now?  He is being treated like the Messiah, and when he can’t deliver, because it’s not …

I don’t know what it is, but I find this completely hilarious.  You know Frasier just totally looked at Aretha’s boobs, and is wondering to himself, “How the hell does …

An alert and astute mockdocker sent us this photo of a woman who apparently is in the Guiness Book of World Records for having really crooked knees.
KIDDING.  She’s in there …

I do not consider myself a huge proponent of plastic surgery, but if there has EVER been a perfect candidate for a breast lift, it would have to be Aretha …