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	<title>The Mock Dock &#187; Aretha Franklin</title>
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		<title>Aretha Franklin Has Competition</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Feb 2011 22:43:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[And I&#8217;m not talking about singing. (Although, admittedly I have no idea if this woman can sing.)]]></description>
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		<title>Look What I Found!</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/05/03/look-what-i-found/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 00:53:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Someone with flatter pancake boobs than Aretha Franklin!]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Snickers Ads</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 23:31:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You guys saw the Betty White ad during the superbowl, right?  It was my favorite, UNTIL I saw this new one, featuring Aretha Franklin and her huge boobs, and Liza Minelli.  LOVE.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Aretha Franklin Is Furry</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/12/03/aretha-franklin-is-furry/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/12/03/aretha-franklin-is-furry/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 00:45:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was going to write about all of the fur, but let&#8217;s face it, there&#8217;s no getting around discussion of Aretha&#8217;s boobs.  They are OUT OF CONTROL.   I actually kind of think that her giant fur collar is unnecessary, seeing as how she could just fling one of her boobs around her neck, wrap it [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>Aretha?  Is That You?</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/06/15/aretha-is-that-you/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/06/15/aretha-is-that-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 01:28:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An alert and astute mockdocker sent me this photo, and my first reaction to it was that it must be Aretha Franklin, but then I remembered that Aretha Franklin never wears supportive bras.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Happy Birthday</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/03/25/happy-birthday/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/03/25/happy-birthday/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 20:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Aretha Franklin and her enormously long boobs are 67 years old today. Many happy returns.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>You Know Who Should Be Totally Freaking Out Right Now?</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/01/20/you-know-who-should-be-totally-freaking-out-right-now/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/01/20/you-know-who-should-be-totally-freaking-out-right-now/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 22:51:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Barack Obama.  Seriously &#8211; how much pressure is this country putting on him right now?  He is being treated like the Messiah, and when he can&#8217;t deliver, because it&#8217;s not humanly possible TO deliver,  just THINK of the backlash.  And I&#8217;m not saying this to bash him in any way, because I WANT him to [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>48</slash:comments>
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		<title>This Picture Makes Me Giggle SO MUCH</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/29/this-picture-makes-me-giggle-so-much/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/29/this-picture-makes-me-giggle-so-much/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 22:39:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know what it is, but I find this completely hilarious.  You know Frasier just totally looked at Aretha&#8217;s boobs, and is wondering to himself, &#8220;How the hell does she not require additional seating for those things.&#8221; Something about the two of them sitting next to each other is so ridiculous to me.  What [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>HOLY MOTHER OF CRAP</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/07/holy-mother-of-crap/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/07/holy-mother-of-crap/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:40:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An alert and astute mockdocker sent us this photo of a woman who apparently is in the Guiness Book of World Records for having really crooked knees. KIDDING.  She&#8217;s in there for having boobs the size of small countries.  She&#8217;s like a super double ZZZ or something.  Like a bra size that someone just made [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>22</slash:comments>
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		<title>Aretha Franklin&#8217;s Boobular Area Defies All Reason And Logic</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/01/aretha-franklins-boobular-area-defies-all-reason-and-logic/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/01/aretha-franklins-boobular-area-defies-all-reason-and-logic/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2008 01:31:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I do not consider myself a huge proponent of plastic surgery, but if there has EVER been a perfect candidate for a breast lift, it would have to be Aretha Franklin.  Except, I&#8217;m not even sure if a standard breast lift would even work in this particular situation.  It would have to be more like [...]]]></description>
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