Before I show you today’s installment of dumb shoes, allow me to apologize for not posting AT ALL this livelong day. It’s because today was Daisy’s baby shower, which was waaaaaay on the other side of town, and then after being gone for that for 5 hours, I had to do our Christmas tree, and I’m finally just now sitting down to relax. I love these kind of days though – where you’re busy all day doing super fun stuff. LOVE. And our tree is fabulous looking, even though Mr. Mock had a beast of a time dealing with the lights (which is his part of the decorating). On my way home from the shower, I got a text message from him which read as follows:
“You might want to pick up more lightstrands on your way home because two don’t work. And take your time, because I’m f*cking having the worst f*cking time with these f*cking lights, and I’m in a f*cking bad mood.”
He actually took the time to write out “f*cking” that many times. THAT is how bad of a mood he was in over the lights.
Happily though, he was all better by the time I got home with more lights, and our tree is now gorgeous.
Anyway, today’s shoes are less shoes than they are torture chambers for feet. And considering that you’re still walking on Actual Ground when you wear them, they are probably the most POINTLESS SHOES EVER. Only full of points all at the same time.
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