The Mock Dock

For the most part, people look damn good tonight, you guys.  With the GLARING exception of Lisa Rinna, who looks like some sort of deranged extra terrestrial.   Jump in for the outfits that were of particular interest.  At least to me.

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This is audio from a concert Etta James did recently, in which she slams Beyonce for singing “At Last” at the inaugural ball. She also slams Obama by saying he’s got an oversized earular area and claims he’s not her president.

Etta is all about equal opportunity bashing.

So a few days ago it was announced that Beyonce would sing the first song that Obama and his wife would dance to at the inauguration ball.  And everyone was all “Ooo- what’s she going to sing???” And the Inauguration Committee was all stealth about it, and said, “It is our hope that we can keep the song secret until the moment.”

Fast forward to yesterday.  Beyonce decided to lay the following quote on Entertainment Tonight: “I am so honored that I will be performing for President Obama and the First Lady. To sing ‘At Last‘ while they have their first dance is a dream come true. I could not be more honored and excited that they have asked me to be part of this moment in history.”

I totally love when celebrities do crap like this.  How mad at Beyonce do you think the Inauguration Committee chairperson is right now?

I think Beyonce’s wearing these for a music video or something, but that doesn’t really excuse the fact that they are TOTALLY RETARDED.  Even Kanye would probably think so.

Paul Rudd + Justin Timberlake + SNL regulars + leotards = video magic. LOVE.

I hate when celebrities ask to be called something other than their already ridiculous name.  Sean Puffy Diddy Skiddley Doo Combs changes his name like 4 times a day.  I hate him.  And now, Beyonce, shown above at her most graceful and poised, has decided that she wants to be referred to as Sasha Fierce from now on.  I’m not making this up.  She says, “I have someone else that takes over when it’s time for me to work and when I’m on stage, this alter ego that I’ve created that kind of protects me and who I really am.”

I’m already mad at Beyonce for saying that she didn’t want an engagement ring because “people put too much emphasis on that… It’s just material,” and then she got her FIVE MILLION DOLLAR 18 CARAT ROCK.  I’m not kidding you guys – five million dollars is what her ring cost.  LOOK! 

So, Sasha Fierce can suck it.  I’m calling her Beyonce.

At least, I THINK it’s her halloween costume.  Because a person wouldn’t wear this as an actual outfit, right?  I think she’s just putting a new spin on Olivia Newton-John’s get-up in Grease.  And I think this photo was captured during an impromptu Electric Slide moment.

Look how pissed off the chick behind her is! She looks personally offended by Beyonce’s outfit.  As if that outfit is somehow causing her personal pain.

Solange Knowles made herself look like a total ass in a tv interview earlier.  I guess that her publicist was asked, pre-interview, if Solange could be asked about Jay Z’s club 40/40, and said publicist said no.  Which was fine.  Except that Solange for some reason thought that that conversation happened on camera, which it didn’t.  So instead of being gracious and acting like a normal person being interviewed, Solange was completely bitchy to the clueless and helpless TV host, who had no idea what the hell was going on.  A producer of the show actually had to say into Solange’s earpiece, basically, “Chill.  That wasn’t on air, you moron,” only the producer didn’t call her a moron and didn’t tell her to chill, much to my disappointment.  The rest of the interview then, was conducted without much incident, unless you count Solange’s entire bitchy demeanor as an incident.

You know what?  There is only one reason that Solange has had an opportunity to put out an album.  And that reason is Beyonce.  So for her to act like it’s unprofessional and inappropriate to tie her in any way to her sister and brother in law is just pure, grade-A crap.  I hope no one buys her album except for her mother, who should never be allowed to name ANYTHING, let alone people.

HATE.

Click here to watch the awkwardness.

How does a person walk normally in a dress like this?  For that matter, how does a person walk normally with hips like these?

If Kim Kardashian and Beyonce embraced, their asses would make a perfect sphere.