A man in Baltimore is claiming that he was sexually assaulted by BigFoot. I know that sounds like a punch line, but alas, it’s true. See the Local News footage here.
What a freaking moron. I’ve seen all of the To Catch a Predator shows, and let me tell you, Chris Hanson would personally punch you in the face if you gave this as an excuse for chatting with under age boys.
One thing I learned from that news clip is that there is a BigFoot Field Researchers Organization. I’m not making that up. Visit them here. After visiting, consider how funny it would be if there was a BigFoot Chris Hanson, and another BigFoot walked into a nice, upper class cave expecting to find a young BigFoot home alone. BigFoot Chris says “there’s something you need to know…I’m BigFoot Chris Hanson, and I’m doing a show on BigFoots who seek relationships online with underage BigFoots.” hehe…I really want to keep going…I’m such a dork.
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