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Ashley Judd’s Husband Gets An Owie While She Hangs Out In Rwanda

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Mockarena
on April 27, 2008
in I Hate Ashley Judd
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Dario Franchitti broke his ankle yesterday in the Nationwide race, and couldn’t count on Ashley to kiss away the boo-boo because she was off in Rwanda, complaining about how the US didn’t do anything to help prevent the 1994 genocide, and “almost fainting twice” at the genocide memorial.  She also promised the Rwandan government, “I will do my part to ensure such a tragedy never happens”, which I’m sure was a huge relief to them.  I’m sure they have just been sitting around governing their country thinking, “If only Ashley Judd could provide us with some reassurance about the possibility of future tragedies.”

Perhaps Ashley should have brought up the whole genocide thing to Bill Clinton when she was introducing him at a Texas rally for his wife not long ago.  She could have asked him for that apology she obviously thinks he didn’t do a very good job at the first time around.

Ashley Judd Would Like You To Know That Bill Clinton Is A Great Romantic.

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Mockarena
on March 9, 2008
in Celebrity, I Hate Ashley Judd and Mockery
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Remember a couple days ago when I told you that Ashley Judd introduced Bill Clinton at a Hillary rally in Texas?  Well, I have a few new developments to add.

First, this is a screen capture from a 10 minute youtube video which contains Ashley’s introduction of the former president.  The dude that introduced HER at the rally called her “the most beautiful person in the room”.  And it’s odd, because he didn’t APPEAR to be blind from the video, but judging from that statement, and her appearance, he clearly is.

Second, do you wanna know how Ashley introduced Bill Clinton?  Because I’m warning you right now, it’s ridiculous.  Here is an excerpt of what she said (in addition to a bunch of crap about how cool it would be to have a woman feminist president, blah blah blah):

“…And it is my great pleasure to introduce to you not only one of the very best presidents we’ve ever had, but a great romantic.  A GREAT romantic.  He’s here as a politician, and he’s here as a man who loves his bride. How lovely is that?  Ladies and gentlemen, President Clinton.”

WTF?  I mean, it’s one thing to politically support someone and to applaud whatever accomplishments that person may have had.  But to call Bill Clinton, one of the most famously adulterous presidents EVER, a great romantic?  He has slept with like half of the women in DC, for crying out loud.  One of whom has a dress with HIS SEMEN ON IT.

I’ve always said that Ashley is a hypocrite, but this is a stretch even for her.

HATE.

p.s.  Her dress is hideous and unflattering, too.