Can I just tell you guys how much I HATE this kind of chin hair? I mean, from the core of my soul I HATE HATE HATE it. If not for the Top Gun sunglasses and the fact that I think he uses a rolling brush to get his hair to flip out, I would swear this was a homeless dude.
Behold. Behind the scenes footage from the Epic Miley Cyrus Photo Shoot.
LOVE
Eeeew. Double eeew even. This is not an appropriate pose for a father and his 15 year old daughter. This is barely even an appropriate pose for a married couple. In fact, this is pretty much only appropriate on the cover of Danielle Steele novel, and only if Fabio is involved. And even then. Eeew.
There is a swarm of controversy around this whole photo shoot now, with Miley saying she’s embarrassed even though she was interviewed in the magazine article as saying she liked the photo, and Vanity Fair defending themselves, and Disney all mad at Vanity Fair, and all sorts of other people having all sorts of other opinions about it.
Personally, I think Annie Liebowitz, renowned photographer, is probably going to show up on To Catch A Predator. Because who looks at a 15 year old girl and thinks “HEY! I should photograph her looking provacative and sensual, because that’s appropriate for a girl her age.” I’ll tell you who - child predators, that’s who.
These eyebrows belong to the mom who made up a fake story about her husband dying in Iraq so that her kid would win something having to do with Billy Ray Cyrus’ kid and Montana. She apparently made the talk show circuit rounds the other day to apologize. And I know you can tell how little I care about super young pop culture. But it’s because I am SO DISTRACTED by these eyebrows. While they are completely ridiculous, they’re also amazingly symmetrical, and I for one am impressed by her artsmanship. This probably takes a good hour each morning.
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