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Bret Michaels Was Recently Asked Who The Biggest Loser On The Planet Is…

Published

on July 17, 2008

. 5 Comments

…and this was his answer.

This may come as a shock to approximately none of you, but there is going to be a Rock Of Love 3. This is due to the fact that the victim winner of Rock Of Love 2 has broken up with Bret due to their “busy schedules.” Loosely translated, I believe this means she has probably contracted some sort of STD from him.

Anyway, the third season will have all 30 contestants fighting over who gets the fastest refill on Valtrex NOT in the normal venue - a trashy mansion, but ON A TOUR BUS. That should be completely hilarious, and I will, sadly, watch every episode.

Bret is Happy to See Someone

Published

Mockarena

on December 21, 2007

in Celebrity, Drunk and Mockery

. 1 Comment

The 2nd season of Rock of Love with Bret Michaels starts next month, and I’m expecting to be completely addicted to this skankalicious extravaganza. This appears to be a promo photo, in which Bret’s cash and prizes appear to have possibly been “enhanced”. Seriously - that is ridiculous. There’s like a small watermelon trapped in his pants.