Jim Carrey and Jenny McCartney hosted some sort of event and Britney Spears showed up and looked like a normal, yet sort of broken, dead-in-the-eyes version of her former self.
That aside, WTF is going on with Jenny McCartney’s choice of footwear? I totally love her dress, but she had to go ruin it with slouchy ankle boots. Disastrous. And Jim Carrey looks like he should be hospitalized for something.
Yuck.
The Britney/Kevin child custody battle is over. Kevin has won sole legal and physical custody and Britney will continue to get visitation, which could increase in the future if she continues to not be as much of a lunatic as she was a few months ago.
Let’s face it. Those kids were screwed no matter how this all played out in court.
Avoid being photographed by hovering helicopter-flying paparazzi. Aerial shots make you look braless, kinda hefty, and like the victim of a prematurely receding hairline.
Oh wait…
Here you go.
What sort of design genius came up with this? I don’t even understand how it’s supposed to fit, if it were to actually fit someone, which in Britney’s case it clearly doesn’t.
So I was pretty excited about that Zohan movie coming out, because based on the previews I had high hopes that it could actually be quite funny. But after seeing this clip, in which that beast - Mariah Carey - makes a cameo, I am officially refusing to see it.
You know who could really provide some helpful tips to Mariah to improve her acting skills?
Britney Spears. That’s how bad Mariah is. Mariah should now be aspiring to reach the same acting heights of Britney Spears.
Dear Britney:
Your boobs are too big to go traipsing around to pharmacies without a bra. Please cease and desist.
Love and kisses,
Mockarena
According to this, Britney Spears is being considered for the Broadway production of Grease. And I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “Aww - it’s nice of them to let Britney play the school cook.” But you guys - they want her to play SANDY. As in the lead. As in the part that Olivia Newton John made famous.
This is completely ridiculous for two reasons. First, because look what Britney Spears looks like today. The girl is unable to make herself presentable in public. Secondly, the last time I went to a Broadway musical, the music was live. As in not lip synced. “Live” and “Britney” = Disaster.
If this is true, I sooooo want to go see it. And I will sneak in a video camera like Jerry Seinfeld did to bootleg those movies for Kramer, so that you can all enjoy the freakshow.
This is an example of what not to wear when you have visible tan lines and a gigantic food baby.
The extensions are looking pretty good though. Well done, Britney!
Britney Spears, who’s apparently vacationing in Costa Rica with Mel Gibson and his family (?) was spotted along with her belly at the beach.
If this is indeed a food baby and not a human baby, I have to give the girl mad self-confidence props for just letting it all hang out.
X17 caught Britney looking positively scrumptious yet again the other day. Seriously, what kind of mad geniuses ARE there on the styling team at How I Met Your Mother? How are they able to transform THIS into something palatable?
Anyway, her latest trick is to keep big giant purses in front of her belly, to ward off questions about a baby which at this point could have more to do with food than an actual fetus. Naturally though, it does nothing except CREATE questions about whether or not she’s with child.
Those tricky tricky celebrities. You just never know with them.
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