According to this, some fans who attended Britney Spears’ concert in NYC this past Tuesday, got kicked out by security for “dancing too provocatively.”
AT A BRITNEY SPEARS CONCERT.
Let me just remind you that I attended Britney’s show earlier this year. And it’s not only provocative, it’s practically soft core porn. BEHOLD:
So unless these particular fans were having actual relations of a sexual nature in their seats, I fail to see why they should have been removed from the premises.
Remember? She went totally crazy and they wouldn’t let her out of the hospital on account of that 5150 rule that allows hospitals to keep crazy people inside of them if they are a danger to themselves or others?
Mischa Barton is sooo the new Britney. According to this, she’s all sorts of committed at Cedars-Sinai.
How freaked would you guys be if it turned out that she was being systematically poisoned by her own mother with windex? I mean let’s face it. She looks now, just like she did then:
I know. There’s been all sorts of Important Celebrity Goings-on recently, including Britney going brunette, Kellie Pickler dating Kid Rock, and Kendra Wilkinson getting married and probably all sorts of other crap I care nothing about but typically like to mock, but this is an important day, you guys. I have an annnouncement to make.
Brace yourselves, for what I am about to tell you will require some careful consideration.
That was sweet of Britney to stop to sign autographs even though she needed to pee.
She’s very busy, you see. And bras have clasps and straps and all kinds of complicated closures.
You can hardly blame her, what with all of the intricacies of brassierular products.
An alert and astute mockdocker sent me a link to a story about a recent Elle photo shoot that Britney Spears did. Apparently, she was dressed in all sorts of fabulous and expensive couture clothing, which she proceeded to ruin because she “forgot what time of the month it was.” You may recall that this isn’t the first time Britney has forgotten that women, including herself, have periods.
I think I can safely speak for all of us when I say, “eeew.”
Look at the 2.20 minute mark. Some lunatic jumped the stage during Britney’s encore performance at a recent concert, and she is visibly shaken by it. You have to feel bad for her, because holy crap that’d scare the crap out of me. And within seconds, she’s back in action, finishing the song.
She may not sing live, but she’s a professional, that Britney.
Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn are separated again. Because he’s Sean Penn. I have no idea how Robin managed to spend 13 years with that dillweed.
We’re headed back home from Chicago now! If I make it home at a reasonable time, and am not totally exhausted from the pure joy that was this trip, I will recap the Britney show later tonight. Because I know you guys have been waiting at the edge of your laptops for that, unable to focus on anything in your regular lives, breathless with anticipation for the Britney Concert Update.
Patience, my friends.
…Britney Spears is not pregnant. I’ll let you figure out why, but here’s a hint. She’s taken a page from the Lady Gaga playbook.
Check out what gets left on the couch that Britney Spears is writhing all over at around the 15/16 second mark. LOVE.
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