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My New Favorite Celebrity Feud

 

Do you want to hear the gayest thing ever?  Bruce Jenner, former athlete-turned-plastic-surgery-disaster-and-husband-to-Kim-Kardashian’s-mom, is having a war of words through the media with SPENCER PRATT.

I am not making this up.

Apparently, Bruce Jenner’s son, Brody, used to hang with Spencer, and then they fought over that retarded Lauren Conrad sex-tape scandal, and now they’re BFF again.  And about Spencer and other friends of Brody, Bruce said, “He’s been brought down by all his friends.  It’s not really him. He’s a homeboy.”

Yes.  You read that right.  Bruce Jenner, 58, just called his own son a “homeboy.”

Anyway, now Spencer is fighting back through US magazine, by saying, “That’s a bold statement for someone who only decided to try and be Brody’s father after Brody got famous. He should focus more on trying to be a father and worry less about Brody’s influences. Brody’s doing just fine.”

And Spencer Pratt writes an advice column, so he clearly has the upper hand in this fight.

GOD, I hate every single person from The Hills.  HATE.

Kim Kardashian Wants to be a Role Model

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Kim Kardashian, famous for having an ass that defies logic, recently posed in Playboy.  And she was quoted as saying that one of the reasons she did it was because she’s not one of those “stick skinny girls” and thought girls need to see a “normal body”.

There are two things wrong with this.  First, this is not a normal body. Second, if she wanted girls to see her body, why Playboy?  Last I checked, this was a magazine geared towards MEN.  Speaking of which, her step-dad, Bruce Jenner, has been quoted as saying that he “went and watched Kim do her shoot for the magazine cover”.  Looks like Kim may have found her target audience after all.