Remember when Mickey Rourke was kinda hot? Back in the 9 1/2 Weeks days? He always reminded me a little of Bruce Willis. Back when Bruce Willis was kinda hot. Well, here’s what Mickey looks like now.
Come to think of it, Alec Baldwin is really puffy looking now too. Maybe this is a Kim Basinger-inflicted syndrome of some sort.
I read somewhere that Rumer Willis, daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, was going to be Miss Golden Globe this year, which is an “honor” bestowed on pretty daughters of celebrities and which basically means that she’ll have to wear a gown and pass out the awards.
But I’m really confused because right under that headline was a picture of this dude.
Remember when these guys were really badass and virile and actually BELONGED in movies like Rambo and Die Hard? Enough is enough already. Stop with the sequels and take your Geritol.
If Harrison Ford were in this picture it would be like the Trifecta of Old Age Sequel Makers.
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