You guys, Daisy and I are headed to Chicago tomorrow for our 24 hour shopping/eating/general-merriment-and-possible-drunk-karaoke-ing extravaganza. Posting could be more limited than usual, but I AM taking my laptop with me in case we see (or do!) mockworthy stuff. And if you’ve been around awhile, you know that everytime I say posting will be limited, I end up posting a whole bunch anyway. I can’t help myself. Perhaps I’ll have Daisy do a post for you guys, if she’s willing.
We are going to be taking Suki, which I’m excited about because it will be her first real road trip. I’ve loaded her up with all sorts of CD’s that make Mr. Mock cringe (you know, Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears - all the “classics”). And of course, Robbie Williams. You can’t ever have too much Robbie.
Anyway, wish us luck. Two chicks trying desperately to not feel as old as they are running loose in Chicago without supervision could be a dangerous thing. We are TOTALLY Cameron and Christina.
I do not think Cameron Diaz is pretty. I think she’s very LIKEABLE. But I do not think she’s pretty. I think she has stringy hair and that she looks tired a lot. I also think her smile is way too wide. In this picture, for example, she is BARELY SMILING, and yet the corners of her mouth are like 12 miles away from each other. When she smiles full blast, I think she can actually lick her own ears.
I am soooo grumpy this evening. You know those days that you have at work where the idea of being run over by a semi sounds better than anything you have on your to-do list? Yeah. That’s the day I had. And it’s not even over, because there are about 14,872 more fires I need to put out before I go to bed. So I just need to tell you, I might not be as posty as usual this evening. Plus, the Veep debate is on tonight, you know. Which means I’m going to be staying up waaaay past my bedtime watching Biden McTooth and Palin McSpectacles square off.
Lance Armstrong and Kate Hudson are apparently finished having their “relationship.” You know what? I’m glad. I hated these two together. I’m not even exactly sure why.
You realize what’s going to happen next, right? Lance Armstrong and Cameron Diaz. She’s been passed around like the flu, plus she seems to meet his obviously narrow girlfriend criteria.
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