OK Magazine is running the first photos of Matt McConahoweveryouspellit’s new baby boy, Levi. In the accompanying article, Matt says,
“We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music. We were jamming! She was sweating. No painkiller, let’s go. She just clicked into that gear that only a woman has at a time like this. We’d been up for 40-something hours, and we went from dead tired to a really steadfast, ‘Let’s handle this… let’s stay in the rhythm. Don’t let the contraction be more than you.’”
If Matthew was the father of my about-to-be-born kid, and I was in labor, and he started going all Brazilian DJ on me, and he said “Don’t let the contraction be more than you” to me, I would punch him square in the face.
The kid’s awfully cute, I must say. Get a good look at him now, because this might be the last time you see him NOT smoking pot.
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