The Mock Dock

I’m officially sick of Carrie Prejean, and I would like her 15 minutes to be up asap.

Perez Hilton.  What an obnoxious moron that guy is.  You guys may know him as the gossip blogger who became a patchillionaire by drawing semen on the faces of various celebrity women.  He’s a class act, that guy.  You might also know him from the big stink he made over Carrie Prejean’s comments at the Miss America pageant.

Anyway, apparently Gordon Ramsay, who is that complete monster chef who became a patchillionaire by screaming at terrified chefwannabes, said some less-than-complimentary stuff about some Australian journalist named Tracy Grimshaw.  And because the less-than-complimentary stuff related to lesbians and pigs, Perez naturally came out to show his outrage, seeing as how he is both of those very things.

He said, that “potty-mouthed celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay crossed the line this weekend in Australia by spouting off sexist, homophobic remarks! Ick! So uncalled for!!!”

He went on to quote the spokeswoman from Women’s Forum Australia who said, “Gordon Ramsay’s sexist and demeaning actions are offensive to every Australian woman. Why should he get paid for depicting a woman as an animal and publicly deriding her looks? He shouldn’t be making money through the verbal abuse of women.”

Perez finished off his rant by saying, about the above quote, “We couldn’t agree more!!!”

Now, let’s just examine the irony, shall we?  Perez Hilton, who made his millions by drawing semen and various other bodily fluids on the pictures of famous celebrities, and calling female stars all sorts of vile and disgusting names, is now saying that people shouldn’t make money off of the verbal abuse of women.

Yeah.

You know what that’s like?  That’s like Adnan Ghalib showing contempt for paparazzi who photographed him when he was dating Britney Spears.

HATE.