This is one of a series of several photos in which Carrot Top appears to be WITH a hot girl. And by with, I mean that they appear to be a couple. And by couple, I mean that it’s entirely possible that this girl becomes naked at various times with Carrot Top. And by entirely possible, I mean WTF?
Normally, I would chalk up something like this to the troll in question having just piles and piles of money, and the girl in question being a money-grubbing skank.
But how rich can Carrot Top actually be? Who pays him, and for the love of god, WHY?
I know it’s hard to not want to just lick the screen right now with lust over Carrot Top, but for the sake of your monitors, resist that temptation.
I know what you’re thinking. First I tell you that Gary Coleman is back on the market, and then I tantalize you with photos of Carrot Top. You come to the mockdock for humor and snark, and you get practically thrust right into a erotic fantasy.
Sorry.
Wouldn’t it make all sorts of sense that these two are related? Well, they’re not. That’s Sylvester Stallone’s mom, in all of her natural and completely un-enhanced glory.
Do people who’ve had this much plastic surgery simply not see anymore? Is that the reason that they keep getting more and more - because their faces have been pulled so tight that their vision is affected? Because there really isn’t another good explanation.
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