So I drove back from St Louis today. In the virginal Avenger. TWO TURKEYS today, people. Together even. On the side of the highway. Is this some sort of new turkey phenomenon? Does this kind of stuff happen to people other than me?
That’s not my question though. Today’s question for the ladies is this:
Have you ever, in the history of your life, responded in some positive way to truckers honking at you? Or for that matter, to cat calls of any sort?
Now before you say, “Umm…Mock, those weren’t catcalling honks. Those were honks because you were driving like a madwoman” let me just assure you that I was NOT driving like a madwoman. I was driving like a regular driver - obeying all the pertinent driving rules and regulations (except the speed limit, which I was about 10 over). So there was no other reason for me to be honked at OTHER THAN truckers being total creeps.
Seriously - why do men do this? Has any man been successful at this? Like, who is the woman who gets honked at and then rolls down her window and says, “You were honking at me? Why - let’s just both pull over right here and have some relations of a sexual nature right now! That honking really turned me on!!”
If you are that woman, or if you know that woman, or if you’re a man who has ever catcalled at a woman and received a remotely positive outcome, up to and including relations of a sexual nature from said catcall, I would like to hear your stories.
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