
Seriously - how douche-ariffic is Dr. 90210? It’s sad really…because he’d be a decent looking fellow if he wasn’t such an UTTER AND COMPLETE TOOL. This is apparently how he appears when he’s out and about and not implanting boobs into 18 year old hollywood brats.
I just had, just now, a vision of myself yanking off whatever that crap is around his neck, and poking him in the eye with it. And it was like the best vision ever. Not quite as good as the one where David Beckham was kicking Celine Dion’s head around a soccer field, but close.

There is something about Celine Dion which makes me snicker anytime I see a photo of her. She’s just so utterly ridiculous. So imagine my delight at finding this. I had the weirdest thought process when I saw it. At first, I thought wow - there’s something about the way her skinny little chicken neck looks in this picture that makes it seem like if she took her hands away from her chin, her head would roll right onto the ground. And then I thought, if that happened, wouldn’t it be hilarious if it rolled right onto a soccer field, and then David Beckham started kicking it around? And then I thought that maybe Victoria Beckham would yell at him to stop kicking Celine’s head, so that she could get a chance to take that ridiculous African headdress off of it.
Anyway. That’s what I thought when I saw this picture. I’m sure you did too.
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