Tag Archive for 'Chloe Sevigny'

Question.

Published
by
Mockarena
on November 17, 2008
in Celebrity and Mockery
. 12 Comments

I’m being sincere and genuine when I ask this - because I truly want to know.  Is there someone out there that finds Chloe Sevigny to be a pretty girl?  I mean, aside from her kick-ass body, which, with all the heterosexuality in the world, I would submit to you is awesome.  I’m talking about her face-ular area.

Generally, when I think of Chloe Sevigny, I think the following:

1.  How in the freakety frack do you pronounce her last name and
2.  Wow.  She is not pretty and greatly resembles a turtle.

Thoughts?

Please Explain The Appeal.

Published
by
Mockarena
on March 27, 2008
in Celebrity and Mockery
. 2 Comments

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I have never understood how, when or why Chloe Sevigny became famous.  I wasn’t even aware she was an actual actress until she showed up on the HBO series about polygamy.  And I hated her on that show. And I still couldn’t even begin to pronounce her last name.

And you know what else?  She’s not pretty and she has bad hair.

I’m feeling kind of hostile towards Chloe.  And I don’t like her glasses.