Tag Archive for 'Chris Hansen'

Child Predators Have No Fashion Sense

Published
by
Mockarena
on July 15, 2008
in Eeeew, Freak and Mockery
. 3 Comments

So this 33 year old dude in Michigan was arrested on charges that he attempted to score with a minor.  It was one of those undercover deals where he was chatting on line with someone he THOUGHT was a 14 year old girl, and totally sexing her up and being all lewd and disgusting, but the person on the receiving end of this exchange was an actual adult looking to bust child predators, only without the benefit of Chris Hansen.  

Anyway, when this dude was picking out clothes for his afternoon romp with the supposed 14 year old, THIS IS THE SHIRT he opted to wear.  Because obviously when you’re wanting to molest a child, you want to reassure them that you’re great with kids.    

Hey Pedophiles! Get Your Creamsicles Right Here!

Published
by
Mockarena
on July 7, 2008
in Mockery
. 4 Comments

At the risk of somehow ending up on “To Catch A Predator” for even POSTING this, I would like to share this example of inappropriate advertising that I just received from an alert and astute mockdocker.  I don’t know what kind of marketing genius came up with this, but I’m pretty sure whoever it was should be arrested at the first available opportunity.

UPDATE:  Upon further review, it appears this may be a fake, and that Breyer’s has been an unwitting participant in this prank.  Still - SOMEONE had the idea to create this, and they should still be arrested.

As you were.