So you guys know that Peter Cook, the tool shown above, is the soon-to-be-ex-husband of Christie Brinkley, right? And earlier reports indicated that the reason they’re splitting is because Peter couldn’t keep his peter in his pants, and was having an affair with his 18 year old assistant. That is, when he wasn’t hounding Christie to go to swing clubs with him and scouring the web for porn.
(By the way, props to Peter for choosing an of-age person to have an affair with. At least Chris Hanson won’t have to get involved now).
Anyway, a judge has now ruled that the divorce proceedings will be conducted publicly, so press will be allowed to capture all of the humiliating, awkward, juicy details. YAY!
Look at her. She is FIFTY FOUR and still looks like that. Well done, Peter Cook. Well done.
So according to this article, a six year old boy smacked a little girl’s booty on the playground and she told the teacher. The teacher took the kiddo to the principal’s office…(alright, fine, still with ya)…and the principal wrote an incident report calling it “Sexual Touching Against Student, Offensive,” which will remain on the kid’s permanent record. Then the principal called the police.
Obviously the kid was scared to death…and the principal is now saying that the school has a zero tolerance policy…there is no guidelines of when to call the police, and when not to…so he was just being safe…blah blah blah. What the heck? When I was in second grade, I kissed a boy on the cheek and in response he threw a worm on me. Nowadays, I would have had walk my 7 year old butt door to door to notify my neighbors that I lived close to a school. Geeze.
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