The Mock Dock

I don’t see a whole lot of other rational explanations for this dress.

Christina Ricci is reportedly engaged to the absolute giant shown in this photo.  I don’t know what his name is or what he does but none of that really matters because LOOK AT HIS HEIGHT.

I know we’ve talked about the relationship height differential before, but I’m sorry.  This just looks WEIRD.  He looks like he’s about to drop her off at daycare, for crying out loud.