Clay was interviewed by Diane Sawyer, who I normally think is ok, but in this particular interview she seems completely hell-bent on trying to point out, over and over, how sad and painful Clay’s whole coming out experience has to have been, even though he couldn’t be more happy-go-lucky about it. The look on her face the entire time is one of immense pity, and it kind of makes me want to punch her in the face.
BUT you guys - there are fleeting clips of that precious new baby of his, and I swear to you that aside from my own boys, he could be one of the cutest babies ever. I totally want to smother him. And not in the bad kind of suffocating way - but the good way - where you cuddle and sort of inhale a baby all at the same time. He is SO CUTE.
Anyone who ever thought Clay wasn’t gay, as we’ve already discussed, has to have some sort of medically certifiable delusion disorder of some kind. And I’m not begrudging Clay his gayness - I’m totally happy for him to be all kinds of gay. Mr. Mock, as he himself would probably admit, is a bit of a homophobe. And not like a mean one - where he would ever be unkind to a gay person or not be friends with a gay person. Mr. Mock is kind and friendly to pretty much everyone. But Mr. Mock, I have to tell you, would be pretty disappointed if Mini-Mock turned out gay. I’m of the opinion that there would be FAR WORSE THINGS than Mini-Mock being gay, but it ranks right up there on the list of things Mr. Mock would like Mini-Mock to avoid being.
Anyway, you may recall me telling you that Mini-Mock isn’t yet 3, but ever since he was old enough to hold onto a toy, Mr. Mock has been closely watching him for any signs of preliminary gaiety. I thought it was kind of hilarious when Mini-Mock tried on my heels, and Mr. Mock fretted about his newfound cross-dressing habits. I giggled everytime Mini-Mock said, “PINK!!” instead of “CHEESE!” when posing for the camera (still no idea where that came from), and Mr. Mock worried that his interest in such a girly color was unequivocal evidence of his emerging gayitocity.
We’ve got a lot of years before we’ll know where Mini-Mock falls on the gay/non-gay spectrum, but I guarantee you that if he DOES turn out gay, I’ll figure it out a lot quicker than Clay’s mom did.
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