Meet Lisa and John – two employees at Cornell. They’re married, but not to each other. They’re also enjoying relations of a sexual nature with each other (whether or not they’re enjoying similar relations with their actual spouses is unclear).
Anyway, they decided that email was the best way to communicate their passionate desires for one another. And by mistake, John blind copied THE ENTIRE FREAKING SCHOOL on the email exchange. And it’s not for the weak-hearted, you guys. It’s basically reading porn.
Here is their entire exchange.
So now, not only has the entire campus read about their steamy affair, but now, SO HAS THE ENTIRE WORLD.
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