The Mock Dock

In case you’ve been wondering what’s become of Courtney Love, it appears she’s auditioning for the circus.

Courtney Love apparently has a myspace blog, on which she recently wrote the following:

“today im with quentin cos hes HAPPY and glad to be in his own skin and a rare spirit and all cretiev all the timeand i need to hang with him alot more, with Bennett Miller in the back cos i havent seen him in a long time, best trash tv? hotel babylon on bbc america cos its just trashy like foptballers wioves and its liek a Jordan hotel. funnest person youve net lately mine would in fact bne JORDAN we had a ncie meet back atthe BBC at the Graham Norton show and she was doing her first show waaay prettier in person ( its always that way)
favourite langiage or accent- mne i like a Northern Brit accent i just melt,
etc- BUT you gotta send an IMAGE or a really good description okay? something ican get curious. is there something or someone you love i donthave a clue about?
tell me tell me tell me.”

I know what you’re thinking.  You’re thinking, “How is it that this delicate flower, this beguiling beauty, this wonderful wordsmith, isn’t doing something more productive in society like teaching our youth?”

I’m with you.  Seems like a no brainer to me.

Robbie said, about his first meeting with Courtney Love, “I met Courtney Love and she said she’d like to sleep with me, but couldn’t because of my pop star thing. So I said I couldn’t sleep with her either because of the ugly thing.”

Oooooooooooooo – SNAP!

This is what Courtney Love CHOSE to wear.  On purpose.  Voluntarily. Deliberately.  Freely.  Intentionally.   I would add “consciously” but that’s probably debatable.

Please explain the bridal bouquet that appears to be showcasing her bloated but yet inexplicably defined midsection.  And then please inform her that Marilyn Manson called and wants his freaky contact lenses back.