Tag Archive for 'Dancing With The Stars'

Dan to Dance?

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Mockarena
on July 29, 2008
in Celebrity and Mockery
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So word on the street is that ex-VP Dan Quayle might be joining the cast of the next round of Dancing with the Stars, alongside the likes of Kim Kardashian and Lance Bass.

This totally makes me want to cry.

I kinda had a crush on Dan Quayle when he was Veep.  At least, when he didn’t speak.  He was great at just standing there and looking pretty though.  The thought of him being in the same company as skanky Kim Kardashian and Gay Lance Bass, on a totally ridiculous dance show, is just really sad to me.  Is there no better gig out there for him? Seriously?

Speaking of Dancing with the Stars, if you are one of the zillions of people wasting your time on that nonsense, please watch So You Think You Can Dance this Wednesday so you can see dancers with actual talent.  Dancing With The Stars is dumb, watered down dancing.

The fact that I have an opinion, either way, on either of these shows also makes me want to cry.

Jennie Garth Likes Crocs

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Mockarena
on March 18, 2008
in Mockery
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Ok - I will admit that I just purchased crocs for my 2 year old.  But that’s because on two year olds they are cute.  On grown-ups they are RETARDED, and even more so if you’re a guy.  And even more so if you’re a guy in a yellow sweater and you choose ORANGE crocs.

Helio. The Lonely Dance Champ.

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Mockarena
on December 3, 2007
in Celebrity and General Observation
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Obviously wounded and devastated about his broken engagement, Helio CastroNeves - Dancing With the Stars champ and Indy Car sell-out - is seen here cavorting around Miami with a woman clearly licensed to deal with depression and heartbreak.  Helio obviously needs time to learn how to manage his new fame, and it’s going to take a lot of healing before he can begin to think about other women.

Groan.