Tag Archive for 'Danielynn Birkhead'

It’s About Freaking Time

Published
by
Mockarena
on January 13, 2008
in Celebrity and Mockery
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Is Anna Nicole and Larry Birkhead's Baby Headed for Surgery?

Finally.  A media source is reporting that Anna Nicole Smith’s kid is cross-eyed.  Something I could have told them like 6 months ago, but they’re acting like it’s EXCLUSIVE AND BRAND NEW news.   ET online even says, “Only ET online has the truth behind the eyepatch” as if it isn’t totally obvious already.

Again….nothing.

Published
by
Mockarena
on December 31, 2007
in Celebrity and Mockery
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This photo of Danielynn Birkhead came out today and I cannot find ONE SINGLE MEDIA OUTLET who is saying anything about the fact that she is crosseyed.  Not one.  WTF?!?!?