Sometimes makeup can be too much of a good thing. Like when your stylist forgets that your shoulders are supposed to be roughly the same color as your chest. She must have run out of bronzer after clearly using an entire BOTTLE on Ashley Judd’s face, throat and chestular area. But sometimes…..
…you shouldn’t allow your stylist out of your sight.
So, Ashley likes to attend her husband Dario’s races. And ostensibly this is to support him, let him have his day in the sun, give him his chance to shine, be in the limelight, etc. But let me ask you this. If you were a celebrity who was trying to AVOID the attention of photographers and journalists, and if your true goal was to stay on the sidelines and avoid stealing the thunder of your husband, what might you wear to sort of “blend in” at the race track? Jeans and a t-shirt, you say?
Well, not if you’re Ashley. If you’re Ashley, you wear a dress and high heels. And you put on the most noticeable hats you can possibly find. Hats that scream, “LOOK everyone! I’m incognito here! Look at me being virtually undetectable! Watch how utterly inconspicuous I am with this dress and this hat! With which I am almost totally camouflaged!!”
HATE.
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