The Mock Dock

I cannot TAKE how fabulous David and Victoria are. And look at my Victoria looking so proper and stylish and totally fabulous in the audience. She is SO UBER FABULOUS.

I cannot stand the women of The View, but Sheri Shepherd’s shoes are TO DIE FOR.

The only thing I would change about the Beckhams is I would lower David’s voice about an octave. He would be complete, total perfection with a lower voice. But even still, the whole story he tells about meeting Victoria, with her looking on from the audience all giddy and girly and bashful, makes me want to totally be ADOPTED by them, even though I’m like a decade older than they are.

I love them SO MUCH.

LOOK AT THE PERFECTION THAT IS THEM.

If I weren’t already married to the best man ever, and if Robbie Williams and David Beckham didn’t exist, then I would totally want to be married to John Krasinski. Or Paul Rudd. They are tied for 4th.

You guys know me well enough by now to know that it pains me greatly to criticize the Beckhams, but I am not on board with this haircut.  Is Victoria out of town or something?

LOOK at them, you guys. They’re magnificent. Both of them are just utterly perfect. You cannot deny their fierceness and ferociousness and fabulosity.

LOVE LOVE LOVE.

Holy hotness, you guys.  LOOK AT THEM.

I don’t particularly care for tattoos, and I don’t particularly care for slicky hair on guys, or hair that vaguely resembles punctuation on women, but on these two?  PERFECTION.

He looks so good when he doesn’t talk, doesn’t he?

I want you to tell me how I was supposed to resist using that kind of title for this post.  There was NO WAY I could resist it.

I’m not sure what he’s selling in this behind the scenes photoshoot, because I kept getting distracted – first pleasantly, by his appearance, and then not pleasantly, by his voice.

He really really needs to learn to just stand there and look the way he does, without actually speaking. Ever.

Recently, while on a UNICEF trip to Sierra Leone, Salma Hayek breastfed a starving baby whose mother was not producing milk.  There is video here.

So not only are they spectacular, they actually save lives.

P.S.  This was posted mostly for Mr. Mock, who glared at me and shook his head disapprovingly after I posted the most recent picture of David Beckham.   You’re welcome, honey.