If our male readers could help me out here…what could David Beckham possibly be DOING in this photo? This isn’t your typical man -parts adjustment, am I right? Does he just want everyone to see the outline of his wee-wee? Or is this some sort of non-verbal suggestion that his soccer league switch to thongs instead of shorts? Seriously. I would like to know.
So apparently AskMen.com has announced their “top men of 2007″ list, and David Beckham is on the tippy tippy top of that list, the result of a poll of over 87,000 men. They say that “between his tremendous talent, English charm, stylish wardrobe, and slick haircuts, Becks is single-handedly making soccer relevant stateside.”
I get this. David Beckham could be sitting on a porto-potty picking his nose, belching and biting his own toenails, and there would still be women (and probably some men too) clamoring about to expound on his dreaminess. Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Clive Owen also made the list - and these are also understandable. They’re guys that other guys see and think, “Yeah - it’s probably pretty good to be that guy.” But you know who was 27 on that list?
RYAN SEACREST. Which makes me really question a) the voting authenticity and b) the qualifications required to be nominated for this list. Has anyone even yet determined if Ryan is 100% male?
Injury-prone David Beckham had to retire from a Wednesday game against a Mexican team after he collided with an opposing player. Contrary to what you might think happened given the picture above, the owie ended up being a sprained KNEE, and not a sprained wee-wee.
I’m still looking for a report on whether these two became extricated from one another. I’ll keep you posted.
Last night, David Beckham scored his first goal since joining his new US team. And, since soccer, like hockey, is one of those games where making a goal is a Big Deal (not like basketball where they score every second), there was certainly just cause for his family, friends, and fans to celebrate. Which, as you can see from the photo above, they did.
Except of course for one lone exception - that being his wife, seen clapping but looking more constipated than she does happy or proud. His kids and other friends are over the moon with joy, and all Victoria can muster is a weak clap. I’ve seen sloths react with more enthusiasm.
In quite possibly the most exciting news EVER, two out of the 3 most gorgeous men on the planet, Robbie Williams and David Beckham, are rumored to be soon appearing as a gay couple on Desperate Housewives. I don’t watch this show, but this will certainly give me reason to. In fact, this could be groundbreaking. This could be the first time ever that I think two guys making out is hot.
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