So remember how I told you that Ashley’s husband, Dario Franchitti, broke his ankle yesterday and therefore had to miss the Talledega race today? So his team decided to use a dude by the name of David Stremme, who Dario REPLACED this year, as a substitute in today’s race. And he started dead last, because that’s where Dario had qualified the car. And then he proceeded to have a totally badass run, including even leading a lap at one point. He would have finished in the top 5 had he not been caught up in a random accident on the last lap. Which all just goes to show that Chip Ganassi is an idiot for hiring Dario to replace Stremme in the first place, and that Dario isn’t nearly as much of an “elite talent” as Ashley insists he is.
Anyway. I like to imagine that in the photo above, she’s saying, “Shhh. I know he’s not that good but I don’t want him to hear me saying that.” Only if that’s what she were really saying, it’d be more like, “Silence. I am cognizant of the reality that my betrothed is not in possession of the level of skill which I have previously indicated; however, it is my preference that he not be made aware of this sentiment through any auditory means.”
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