Tag Archive for 'Demi Moore'

Grossest. Polite Kiss. Ever.

This is something no one should have ever had to see.  Which is why I’m sharing it with all of you. 

You know what’s grosser than this though? The fact that Donald Trump has sired several children. And you know what that means.  People have had sexual relations with Donald Trump, even though that’s his hair.

Kinda makes you understand why Melania always has this look on her face:

Demi Moore Enjoys Bleeding

You guys. Demi Moore has officially lost her mind. Just listen to her talk about the gloriousness of having leeches suck the toxins out of her.

She should have just tried some kinoki foot pads.

Rumer’s Going to Pass Out Awards

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I read somewhere that Rumer Willis, daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, was going to be Miss Golden Globe this year, which is an “honor” bestowed on pretty daughters of celebrities and which basically means that she’ll have to wear a gown and pass out the awards.

But I’m really confused because right under that headline was a picture of this dude.