In what could be the greatest coup for OK Magazine EVER, Michael Lohan is going to do a weekly opinion column for them about Dina Lohan’s stupid new reality show. It’s so awesome, because he’s going to try and appear to be the logical sensible reasonable protective dad, by essentially calling Dina out for exploiting the kids, while he in turn gets paid to further exploit them by ripping on the show.
It’s brilliant!
Here’s his first column on Episode One (which was named, vomitoriously and gagaliciously, Mommy Will Fix It):
“Soooooo, you want a comment on the first episode of Living Lohan?
Well, let’s see… If I were to look at things from a wordly perspective, I would probably have a lot to say about exploitation, hypocrisy and even deception — and maybe at a later date, I might just do so.
For now, let’s just say I’m still trying to figure out if this show is about managing Ali’s career and being a “real” mother, or reading tabloids.
I’ve had a sneak peek at some future episodes and I will say that some of the people Dina surrounds the kids with still concerns me — again, I can address that when they appear on the show. I just hope Dina takes the high road — like a Lohan would — and rights these wrongs.
If this show is about the being a mother and a manager, the most important thing is to set a good example by instilling positive values, and doing what’s right for the kid’s sake. Not for our own!
I wish Ali, Cody and Dina the best on the show and pray that they get what they want out of it.”
I am starting to totally fall in love with the absurdity of this family. LOVE!
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