Apparently, Dina Lohan has “banned” Lindsay from appearing on the reality show she’s doing with her other daughter Ali. Why? Well, it’s simple really.
She said, “I told Lindsay I don’t want her on the show right now. Doing reality TV would almost be taking a step backward as far as her career.” As far as why Dina herself is doing the show - well, that’s even better. She said, “I did this to defuse the rumours about my family. The media has just been so horrific to us over the past two years. I just want to get the message across that we are a normal family.”
Newsflash, Dina. Normal families don’t look like this:
You guys - behold Dina Lohan acting as though she’s pissed off that paparazzi are taking photos of her daughter(s). This is the most retarded display of parenting EVER. You know the other side of that phone call was some rational person saying, “Um - so what are you doing right now? Filming a reality show in which you exploit your daughter? Ok - get back to us when you turn into an Actual Mother.”
You know, Dina Lohan wouldn’t need to “protect her cubs” quite as much if they simply stopped doing things like flashing their cha-cha’s, doing stints in rehab, and dressing like complete whores at 13 years old. My favorite part was when Dina sighed in the interview saying, “Ali loves this business so I unfortunately have to manage her…” as if she didn’t have the choice of saying, “Ali - I’m your mother. Get that explosion of make-up off your face. And no - you are not permitted to enter show business.”
Behold: a sneak peek at the new reality show starring Lindsay Lohan’s little sister and her psycho mom, Dina. In this clip, we get to hear how Ali wants to be just like Lindsay. She even uses the word “ASPIRE”, which is only impressive to the extent that Lindsay probably doesn’t even know what that word means.
All in all, this is a trainwreck. Who wants to place bets on the date Ali enters rehab?
When people I can’t stand look really horrible in photos. I literally get the warm and fuzzies when something like this falls into my lap. Look at Lindsay’s stupid self-promoting sleazebag of a mom. And then look at how pissed off Lindsay is.
According to this, Dina Lohan, self-promoting mother of Lindsay and Ali (Lindsay Version 2.0), is going to star in her own reality show. Which is going to be all about trying to get Ali as famous as her sister.
Can we just all agree to boycott this show? If all 20 of us say, “Look. We have had it with this nonsense. Dina Lohan deserves being paid for a TV show about as much Ashley Judd deserves to wear high heels and formal gowns to pitlane during Nascar races” then maybe we can stop this madness. There is NO REASON that Dina Lohan should be famous. NONE.
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