The Mock Dock

Donatella Versace is topless, you guys.  She is WITHOUT TOP.

I don’t care where this is, it should be illegal and punishable by law.

I have never seen a more disgusting sternum IN MY LIFE.

I’m not even as upset about her boob as I am her arm-skin.

Donatella – I think I speak for A LOT OF PEOPLE when I beg you to freaking COVER UP.

Donatella Versace.  And I would just like to suggest that women over, say, 55, should just remove their fake boobs.  It looks totally freaky to have perky young boobs and have every other part of your body be all sag-city.

Because it’s Christmas eve, I’m going to spare you the visual on the front page and put it after the jump. That way you can’t blame me for seeing it later.  It’ll be ALL YOUR FAULT.

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Have you ever seen a more gruesome foursome on a red carpet together?  Donatella Versace now has lips bigger and wider than Steven Tyler and Carly Simon COMBINED, J Lo has given herself an automatic facelift with that hairstyle, Skeletor looks like he’s hungover, and Allegra Versace is defying logic by even being able to STAND.  You know you’re anorexic if you make Skeletor look like he needs to drop a few pounds.

I can’t get over this post from a few days ago of Donatella Versace. She is so gorgeous and fun looking. She seems like she would just be a BLAST at parties. Well, this morning I have found more proof. Oh, and apparently, Patty LaBelle wants to eat her face. I bet she thinks it looks like some well-done beef entree. Run Donatella!

Wait. Donatella? Wasn’t that one of the Ninga Turtles? ….Heros on the half shell….TURTLE POWER!

….but I seriously think Donatella Versace could be one of the most unfortunate looking people walking the earth.  I mean, there is absolutely not one redeeming stylistic quality about how she prepares herself to be seen in public.  It looks as though she has slept face down on a flat, hard surface for the past several years, and now all of her facial features are sort of smashed down and flattened.